/*  This is a seemingly random HTTP request, isn't it?
 *  
 *  I know, I know, it'd be much nicer if it wasn't here. If you'd like to blame someone
 *  for this somewhat backwards-facing situation, feel free to blame me.
 *
 *  Seriously, go ahead. My name is Ryan McGrath, my email is ryan@webs.com, and you can
 *  reach me by phone at 1.540.645.0237. This random file being live is completely, totally,
 *  100% my fault, and nobody else had anything to do with this problem.
 *
 *  ...of course, it would be nice if we could remove this HTTP request, right?
 *
 *  ...right?
 *
 *  ...ah, kids these days.
 */